Came across some great Engrish the other day (if this makes no sense to you... engrish.com)
Anyway, it's from the package of a "New Version Speedboat", made in China, "...colours and contents may very..." and this:
Let's Go
Many colours a lot,
Selected freely by you.
Thursday, September 30, 2004
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Weaker Jack Daniel's Gets Sober Reception:
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'You can't screw with a legend like that and get away with it,' said Frank Kelly Rich, editor of Modern Drunkard magazine.
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'You can't screw with a legend like that and get away with it,' said Frank Kelly Rich, editor of Modern Drunkard magazine.
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Former Archbishop of Canterbury Carey: Drop 'Islamic terror' tag
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The term Islamic should be dropped when referring to terrorists in a bid to foster better relations between the West and Islam, Lord Carey says. The former Archbishop of Canterbury said removing the word would "deprive a terrorist of his religious legitimacy".
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Can you make this stuff up?
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The term Islamic should be dropped when referring to terrorists in a bid to foster better relations between the West and Islam, Lord Carey says. The former Archbishop of Canterbury said removing the word would "deprive a terrorist of his religious legitimacy".
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Can you make this stuff up?
John Kerry flubs Good Morning America
A double-double to whomever can figure out just what the heck he said here.
A double-double to whomever can figure out just what the heck he said here.
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
LILEKS: But I did want to say something about that silly NYT piece about blogging.
...as did I and did so here... tho' obviously with less skill and time than the great Bleat-er.
...as did I and did so here... tho' obviously with less skill and time than the great Bleat-er.
Dateline GB: Candy companies yield to gov't pressure to phase out large candy bars
Insert eye-rolling smiley here.
Insert eye-rolling smiley here.
Sunday, September 26, 2004
Saturday, September 25, 2004
Friday, September 24, 2004
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Friday, September 17, 2004
Thursday, September 16, 2004
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
"OUT OF MY HEAD: Everything to Live For '04":
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Bush on the other hand is ignoring the economy, embracing his arrogance, spouting ideological catchphrases without anything to back it all up - but he does it in that charming, rakish frat boy sort of way. You almost want to pinch his cheeks and say, 'You scamp! I want to boot your sorry ass out of office for dividing this country, costing us 1,000 lives in Iraq and trying to make us all march lockstep in your parade of Born Again Christians - but you're just so cute!'
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Bush on the other hand is ignoring the economy, embracing his arrogance, spouting ideological catchphrases without anything to back it all up - but he does it in that charming, rakish frat boy sort of way. You almost want to pinch his cheeks and say, 'You scamp! I want to boot your sorry ass out of office for dividing this country, costing us 1,000 lives in Iraq and trying to make us all march lockstep in your parade of Born Again Christians - but you're just so cute!'
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Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Monday, September 13, 2004
Sunday, September 12, 2004
Saturday, September 11, 2004
Friday, September 10, 2004
Dolph Lundgren Endorses Bush! :
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To the think tankers in the media, one Swift Boat Veteran forgetting the name of Kerry's dog is grounds for dismissal, but not one of them questions the use of memos from a guy 20 years dead, about an issue 10 years deader, typed with software 25 years in the future!
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To the think tankers in the media, one Swift Boat Veteran forgetting the name of Kerry's dog is grounds for dismissal, but not one of them questions the use of memos from a guy 20 years dead, about an issue 10 years deader, typed with software 25 years in the future!
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Thursday, September 09, 2004
[Killian] WIDOW TO APPEAR ON 'NIGHTLINE'... Live Thread
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"THAT IS WHAT AGGRAVATED ME SO MUCH, WAS THAT HE CANNOT BE HERE TO SAY AND YET THEY CAN DRAG HIS NAME ONTO TELEVISION, MAKING BAD ACCUSATIONS ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT AND A MAN THAT HE RESPECTED AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HE THOUGHT THIS YOUNG MAN AS A SECOND LIEUTENANT OR FIRST LIEUTENANT WAS AN EXCELLENT AVIATOR, AN EXCELLENT PERSON TO BE IN THE GUARD AND WAS VERY HAPPY TO HAVE HIM BECOME A MEMBER OF THE 111TH F-I-S."
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"THAT IS WHAT AGGRAVATED ME SO MUCH, WAS THAT HE CANNOT BE HERE TO SAY AND YET THEY CAN DRAG HIS NAME ONTO TELEVISION, MAKING BAD ACCUSATIONS ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT AND A MAN THAT HE RESPECTED AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HE THOUGHT THIS YOUNG MAN AS A SECOND LIEUTENANT OR FIRST LIEUTENANT WAS AN EXCELLENT AVIATOR, AN EXCELLENT PERSON TO BE IN THE GUARD AND WAS VERY HAPPY TO HAVE HIM BECOME A MEMBER OF THE 111TH F-I-S."
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Wednesday, September 08, 2004
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
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Sunday, September 05, 2004
Saturday, September 04, 2004
Friday, September 03, 2004
Kerry gets lukewarm reception at Legion:
Quote from Mr. Kerry in his protester days:
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We will not quickly join those who march on veterans day, waving small flags, calling to memory those thousands who died for the greater glory of the United States. We will not readily join the American Legion and the Veterans of Foreign Wars.
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Quote from Mr. Kerry in his protester days:
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We will not quickly join those who march on veterans day, waving small flags, calling to memory those thousands who died for the greater glory of the United States. We will not readily join the American Legion and the Veterans of Foreign Wars.
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