Donald Rumsfeld
This is a great Rumsfeld page... it includes his (impressive!) bio, pix, and, my favorite, Rummy quotes. Lovelovelove this guy!

Q: Mr. Rumsfeld, some experts are saying the insurgency in Iraq could last 10 years or more. Is this possible, in your estimation?



SEC. RUMSFELD: Who are these experts?



Q: It’s all over CNN…



SEC. RUMSFELD: Oh, CNN -- come now.

And an all-time fave:

We would be happy to capture them, we'd be happy to have them surrender, and if they don't, we'd be happy to kill them.

Now this is a guy I would love to have dinner with.