Paris Hilton praises her debut album
This is classic.

Paris Hilton is no stranger to self-promotion. But when she asked DJs to play songs from her upcoming debut album, "Paris," last spring, she wasn't so confident.

"People go crazy," the 25-year-old socialite/reality TV star/singer says in an interview in the September issue of Blender, on newsstands Tuesday. "They love it. Everyone's like, `Who is this?' I don't tell. Because I don't want someone putting their phone up and recording it and making a ring tone off of it.

"I think when people don't know it's me, they won't judge it. But if they know it's me, then they'll be like, `Ugh.' They won't even dance."

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Of her album, she says, "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."

Hmmm... Ditzy Chix and Paris. Guess the world, unfortunately, isn't anywhere close to ending today.

*sigh*